First off, the postgame airing of The Office did crack me up and got my mind off of the fact that the Steelers just won their sixth Super Bowl. As a Bengal fan I have learned to hate the Steelers, but I will admit that it is mostly out of jealousy. Mike Tomlin is a really, really good head coach. His postgame quote proves why the Who Deys will never be consistently better, “Steeler football is 60-minutes of football, it’s never pretty, throw the style points out….we wil fight you to the end.” I’m also happy for Dick LeBeau, there is no way he is 71. It just sucks that they are always so good. The Office was an unreal episode, Chucky Wool will be here later with a lil’ recap. But, they promised guest appearances by Jack Black, Jessica Alba and Cloris Leachman. We kinda got Black and Leachman but Alba, the yumpest of all yumps, might have made a two second appearance. Two seconds!
By now I would hope that all of you realize that The Pinkie isn’t gonna let Alba’s lack of airtime on The Office go by the wayside. We were promised Jessica Alba, and after watching the Steelers steal away a Super Bowl ring from my boy Larry Fitz, that is what we needed. I know I needed some hilariousness and bashability. I got hilariousness but I need more bashability. We all need more Alba. So allow The Pinkie to make up for NBC’s false promises. I present to you Jessica Alba…UH UH UH UH YUMPITY YUMP YUMP YUMP!!!!
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