On the twelfth day of Yumpness
Straitpinkie gave to me
Twelve Kelly Kellys

Eleven Halle Berrys
Ten Corrie Loftins
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids A-Milking
Seven Misa Campos
Six Katy Perrys
Five Minka Kellys
Four Diora Bairds
Three Julie Benzs
Two Jennifer Loves
And A Jaime Pressly!