I’m an Indiana girl, born and raised. I’m rebellious and hardcore; but also cute as a button. I’m a dangerous girl that is loaded with girl power ammunition and am ready to fire. My typical all black attire might throw you off, but I am not an emotionally distraught emo girl, but rather, I have the heart of a poet and always choose to see the positive side of life.
Music, art, and poetry are huge parts of my life, they keep me sane. I dream that one day my poetry will be taught with the greats, and hopefully that day comes before I die. Acoustic music is the best. There is nothing like the sound of a guitar being played.
I am a warm hearted, caring person. No matter how much I am burned by it, I doubt I’ll ever change. I enjoy volunteering and giving back to my community. Feels good knowing you made a difference.
I like baking and creating new meals. I just learned to ride a motorcycle, and its my new addiction. I enjoy concert going and comedy clubs.

I have a nursing degree, but choose to have more freedom and I work full time at Hooters of Clarksville. My job is great, my bosses are awesome, and the girls I work with are a blast.
I enjoy life and try to live it to the fullest. I would love to travel more, but just haven’t had much time to. There isn’t much more to learn. I’m just a simple girl living in a complex world.
1. Cards/Cats, favorite player? I’m not really into college sports. I’m more of a pro football kinda girl..Go Packers!!
2. How many pushups can you do? I’m top heavy, so not many.

3. Do you have any tattoos? How many/where? I have 6. My sign on the back of my neck, kanji lettering on my shoulder and down my spine(meaning I listen with my heart, mind, body and soul), ‘Sam I am’ on my right hip, respect mine on my left foot, and four stars on my left foot.

4. What’s the best/worst pick-up line/lines you’ve ever heard? Well, because I have ‘Sam I Am’ tattooed on my hip, I get “I like green eggs and Ham” a lot.
5. Who would you cast to play you in a movie? Hmm, thats a tough one. Someone badass thats for sure. Prob Angelina.

6. Dumb and Dumber: Greatest movie ever or Worst movie ever? I am a huge Carrey fan. So I’m going to go with a GOOD.
7. Would you rather date an ugly, funny guy, or a gorgeous guy who is an a-hole? Funny guys all the way.
8. Do you think Bill Clinton’s recent humanitarian trip to North Korea will directly influence a warming of unilateral relations in the Korean Peninsula, or was the effort simply a ploy by the North Korean government to gain much needed political capital through the inclusion of a former U.S. President in the hostage negotiations? Umm, I believe in peace. Is that a good answer? lol
9. Are you a beer or mixed drink kind of girl? Whiskey girl.

10. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Roll Pop? I usually bite ‘em!
11. What’s the most embarrassing thing that you have done sober? I laid my bike down and I wasn’t even moving. haha.

12. Favorite place to eat at 4 a.m.? White Castle or a PBJ from home.
13. Who let the Dogs out? I hear this and want to break into dance.
14. When you’re at a bar/club and want to dance, you tend to dance…on the dance floor? Or on the bar? On a stage.
15. Do you like Alex Trebek better with the ‘stache or without the ‘stache? Why? I can’t stand that show. But, he looks funny without it.
16. Favorite cartoon growing up? Garfield
Turn ons: Tattoos, Humor, Smile, Confidence
Turn offs: Bad Breath, Arrogance, Show Offs
Favorites:
· Food? Italian
· Sport? Extreme
· Animal? Penguin or Dog
· Song? Closer- Nine Inch Nails.
· TV Show? Reality TV has me hooked.
· Movie? Comedies
· Book? Non-fiction
· Restaurant? Famous Dave’s…weird since italian is my fav food. haha
· Bar/Club/Hangout? Wicks on bardstown, or Rockbar. I’m starting to love Improv though. love comedy shows.



































41 Responses to “Local YUMP!!! – Sam from Jeffersonville”
What is it you guys say? UH YUMP? Well, I think I finally understand the logic behind the word, cuz UH YUMP!! to some Sam I Am!
Sam is a little hottie! The last two from Indiana, where are all the Louisville YUMPS? Where can I meet this beautiful girl?
Looks OK…..
John, she works at Hooters, how about you met her there? Not too hard to figure out inspector.
Always knew Miller was one of them squirrelbitches Cliff is always talkin about…
Not to mention Miller’s apparently a queer…. this girl is the hottest thing i’ve seen since i put out that 5 alarm fire in Tulsa back in ‘96
She got even hotter when she said she was a Packers fan!!!
i do love those packers
Congrats, Sam! I was a fan the instant I seen that pretty hair, those lovely eyes & beautiful smile.. The fact that you are “top heavy” is just icing on the cake lol
sam u are simply the most amazing girl ever!
You call me. I’ll treat you right, baby. You know the digits, let Papa care for you.
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Who has a nursing degree and works at Hooters? Don’t nurses only work three days and get off the rest of the week?
one; i make more moneys at hooters. two; when you first become a nurse, you usually get third shift(i’ve tried)
three; nurses have barely any free time. its usually two twelves, off a day, then another twelve. so when you do get off work, all you wanna do is sleep. four; i do use my degree just not full time . i use it for volunteer work.
How pretty!!! I love this girl!!! Congratulations Sam!!
Wow!!! This girl is amazing! Seems like an old soul but with a bit of venom to her. The perfect mix of mind and body! Keep posting more of her!
I’m beginning to think this girl is not real. I’m from southern Indiana and have never seen anything even close to as gorgeous as her. Then she’s gonna tell us she has a nursing degree but only uses it to do volunteer work??? Everytime I come back to this site I fall in love all over again……
This girl is real! She drives me crazy!!!!!
Amazing like always! By far the most likable women ive ever met, keep it up…
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This girl is unbelieveable. Call me
GO GET EM SAM!! I miss your little skank ass. Ill be there for Thanksgiving… u have to come to Moms house and see me and the kids!
Gorgeous, amazing, stunning,.. i cant even find words to describe her beauty.
Thanks guys! i’ll be in a runway show Friday September 4th at ROCKBAR on 4th street in Louisville. You all come out and support local fashion!!
DAAAAMMMNNN Sam!
Good job girl!!
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damn sam looking fine as usual
wow thats what im talkin about sam
I got to work with this gorgeous chick @ the BPS!!! She is one of the coolest chicks I know! Holla atcha Boi!!!
Rockys love this yump. anyone up for hooters soon. Also Rockys on the river now has the nfl ticket and gameday package so come watch all the games on our 23 tvs and enjoy one of our 32 beers on draft.
She is so damn hot. Didn’t know Indiana bred this kind of Hottness!!
So good. wowza
Samantha, just as gorgeous as ever.
thanks to everyone who made it out to the ESH runway show at rockbar on friday.
beautiful! thats my gurl!
Phenomonal- By far one of the prettiest and most interesting woman I have ever laid eyes on.
Amazing. The football -party- chick never goes out of style.;-)
hi
I`m in Mexico and i was serching something to and i have a soprise wen i saw your pics and let me tell you you are a perfect an beattifull girl just write me if you are intersted on a good friend with humor, good company
Wow she’s beyond just hot. F’n mind-blowing smoking hot would be more accurate. Not to mention a gal into NIN’s Closer?? I would pay just to be her servant!! Hey Sam, need your floors scrubbed?
you are absolutely hothothot – but where are the pics of your butt in a bikini or underwear ?
Perfection comes easy for this young lady.
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