Local YUMP! Heather from Florence

Much thanks to loyal Pinkie reader and our newest talent scout, Amanda – who is responsible for bringing to you our first Yump from the Northern Kentucky area, Heather from Florence. If you think you’ve got what it takes to be a Local Yump, or know someone who does, shoot us an email HERE and nominate yourself or someone else. Every girl who is featured will get $50 cash money, an awesome t-shirt and a chance to win $500 and the über fame that comes with being the Straitpinkie.com Local Yump of the Year.

Well, I guess there is no sense in dragging this out any longer, it’s time to meet Heather from the Northern Kentucky area (you’ll be glad you did):

My name is Heather! I’m from Florence, KY and work at a hospital in Cincinnati. I love being outside or doing anything active! My greatest thrill is being on the back of a sports bike, going 100+ mph or popping up a wheelie! I’m the type to play in the mud during the day and get sassy sexy at night!

Sassy Sexy..

1. Cats or Cards? Favorite Player?
–CATS! Jarrod Polson

2. What’s the best/worst pick-up lines you’ve ever heard?
–Best: Hi, my name is __________ I’d like to buy you a drink. (Plain, simple, honest)
Worst: Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell? —> from heaven?

3. More impressive: Muscles or humor?
– Muscles AND humor!!

4. Favorite cartoon growing up?
— Rugrats!

5. Any tattoos?
– 6. Side, Back, Foot, Hips, Wrist

6. How many pushups can you do?
– hmmmm, 3.

7. A district attorney in Texas said Thursday that the statute of limitations prohibits the filing of charges against a judge shown in a 2004 video repeatedly beating his then-teenage daughter for nearly eight minutes. US Code, Title 18, Chapter 213 deals with statute of limitations for federal criminal offenses, and 18 USC 3282 sets out the general statute of limitation for noncapital offenses, which applies unless the U.S. Code states otherwise. Do you feel having a statute of limitations makes any sense at all in any circumstance, or should we realize that a crime is a crime no matter how long ago it was committed?
— a crime is a crime, punish the bastard!!!

Turtle Justice

8. Which super power would you want to have and why?
— Simple, I’d want to be able to fly! I could travel all over the world, for free! Plus, I’d never have to wait in traffic.

9. If we looked inside your fridge, what would we find?
— Wine, Fruits, Water, Tea, and a bunch of yumminess!!

10. Who would you cast to play you in a movie?
– Angelina Jolie. She’s a badass, like myself

11. Dumb and Dumber: Greatest movie ever or Greatest movie ever?
– Totally greatest movie ever! (do I get a cookie for the correct answer?)

12. Agrarian cultures built their societies around the sun, rising to toil in the field as it came up, and heading home as it faded below the horizon. But the industrial revolution unshackled us from nature’s clock and DST increases gasoline consumption. One Tufts University professor was quoted as saying, “It is a convenient and cynical substitute for a real energy conservation policy.” Do you think eliminating DST would be a serious proposition to consider when addressing the nation’s energy crisis?
– Nope, our world is coming to a disgusting end no matter what.

13. More hilarious primate – Chimpanzees or Orangutans?
– Chimps!

14. What’s the first thing you notice about a guy?
– Height & Style

15. What would you say your biggest vice is?
– My niece and nephews.

16. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Roll Pop?
– I counted yesterday, 204.

17. Who let the dogs out?
– Baha men!

18. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?
– I don’t get embarassed easily. I’d have to say… My friend thinking she’s sexy, dancing on a bar and falling. I was truly embarassed for her.

19. Favorite place to eat at 4 a.m.?
– Waffle House

20. When you’re out, you tend to dance…on the dance floor or on the bar?
– Dance floor! Unless I’m feeling froggy.

Turn ons: Strong hands and soft lips.

Turn offs: arrogance.

Favorites:
Food? Seafood, dill pickles

Sport? Watch, basketball. Play, volleyball

Animal? My dog <3 Boss

Song? Any song with a good dance beat

TV Show? Awkward

Movie? Red riding hood

Book? Heaven is for REAL

Bar/Club/Hangout? Anywhere where I can dance my ass off!!!