Golfer Posts Five Holes-In-One In A Week

Kappa, IL – Central Illinois amateur golfer Curt Hocker is on a roll. Five rolls to be exact. Just ask anyone at the El Paso Golf Club, where the 22-year old has recorded five holes-in-one in the last week, including two on Saturday. In this year alone, Hocker has seven aces, five on par-4s, and two other double eagles.

“I don’t know what to think,” said Hocker, who works in the club’s pro shop. “After each one I say it’s over, and it keeps happening.”

Friends and family, 15 of whom have witness Hocker’s strokes of luck while playing with him, are equally mystified.

“It’s incomprehensible this kind of luck could happen, but it does happen,” said El Paso pro Steve Fulton. “There are other things in life that have been just as weird and eerie that have happened. What are the odds?”

Hocker said he’s just glad that his club membership comes with “hole-in-one insurance.”

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Either this guy is the luckiest fool in America, he is playing the worst golf courses ever, or this is all a hoax.  FIVE hole-in-ones or Par 4s??? SEVEN aces in one year along with TWO other double-eagles??? I mean an accomplishment like this could only be topped by bedding Julianne Hough on a Sunday, Jennifer Love Hewitt Monday, Jessica Alba on Tuesday, Minka Kelly on Humpday, Megan Fox on Thursday, Elisha Cuthbert that Friday, Kaley Cuoco Saturday morning and then a menage-a that night with Adriana Lima/Alessandra Ambrioso/Marissa Miller, all the while Julianne never finding out and coming back to do you on Monday.

Major props to this man for pulling off a stunt like this.

P.S. Grammar Question – Is it Holes-In-One or Hole-In-Ones?

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