Pinkies Up!!! Yeah It’s A Monday Edition

Brandon Walsh Hits The Boob Salad Jackpot (Don Chavez)

Chad Ocho-Tweet-o Now Serving As NFL Reporter (Larry Brown Sports)

Dating My Ex-Girlfriend’s Best Friend (Gunaxin)

Derek Jeter And Minka Kelly Are Getting Married (Busted Coverage)

Flashy 80s Drug Kingpin Is Now Pushing Hot Dogs (Chicago Tribune)

Four Reasons Winning The Mega Millions Would Suck (Illuminati)

I’m At The Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell (Blog Of Hilarity)

Kid From Kid N Play Now Sells Suits (Broken Cool)

Little Leaguers Give San Diego {County} World Title (Rumors And Rants)

Man Starves Wife Until She Had Sex – And It Was Legal (NWSO)

MLB Realignment Is Stupid (Sharapova’s Thigh)

Pistons Rookie Wins Twitter Bet Against Porn Star (Sports By Brooks)

Quick Before She Notices (Banned In Hollywood)

Seven Magic Tricks Guaranteed To Blow Your Mind (Supertremendous)

The NBA All Under-25 Team (Barkley’s Mouth)

You’d Think This Would Sell Some Bagels (Tasty Booze)