Pinkies Up!!! We’re Here Now!
nickev | Oct 31, 2008 | Comments 5
First off, let me clearly state that it was my intention to concoct this opening paragraph sometime last week and have it ready for midnight on All Hallow’s Eve and kick this thing off as soon as possible. It didn’t happen. Last night was my last chance and I fell asleep, when I woke up I chose to watch Chris Paul and the Hornets instead of typing this thing. Well procrastination is a son of a…..and the main reason why this site will probably not last longer than three months. Anyway, let me introduce you to straitpinkie.com. Even if it is a couple hours late.
After years of expectation, straitpinkie.com is finally here and earth takeage overage is upon us.
What exactly is the pinkie? What is straitpinkie.com all about? To understand the pinkie, you first need to understand the life. It’s messed up. All of our lives are really messed up. Our mental prowess is beyond comprehension. We find things hilarious that others don’t. Let me go ahead and apologize in advance because for the next couple of weeks, months, years or however long we feel like keeping this site up, you others are going to have to deal with our instabilities. Just be glad when you click on straitpinkie.com and inhale the insanity, you can walk away. We can’t. We are stuck here.
Although our squad consists of lives that are truly confusing, messed up and borderline unreal, we are also versatile and we hope to use that versatility to our advantage. It is our hope that one day this dream of a website will become one of the most multi-faceted sites on the world wide web.
So the day of reckoning is finally upon us all. Straitpinkie.com is up and running full force from now until the cows come home to roost. Check back daily for everything you’ll need to survive another day on this earth. Sports? We got that. Girls? We got that. Hilariousness? We got that. Lives? Well, we got that but how and exactly what type of lives we lead is still up for debate. Which is why we need your help, your opinions and your commentary. Let us know your thoughts, your suggestions, your complaints, but please not your fantasies (unless you are a pretty young thing, PYT for short, or wanna talk about your fantasy sports squads).
We look forward to a long and productive career bringing you the best and brightest news and stories. We look forward to bringing you girls hot enough to permanently scorch their shadowy silhouettes onto your retinas.
straitpinkie.com…..We’re Here Now!
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I am curious where the name came from. I tried to find out the reason on your site but couldn’t. It is funny how I have run into this site twice in the last 2 days. First my friend forwarded me from your hilarious stuff (the cave between my legs thing) then I was trying to look up Buddy Bat to see if he would make an appearance at my son’s school and saw a picture of him with his pinkie up. So I googled pinkies up and I got this website of 4 black ladies in North Carolina and then I got really confused. Well I finally came upon this site which made a little more since but still haven’t read about the meaning of the site’s name, am I missing something?
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