All Entries in the "Things That Piss Me Off" Category
Thing That Piss Me Off: Drink Snobs
Evidently you can’t experience the wonders of alcohol without drinking a hoppy microbrew, you douchey wanker. I get it, you like dark beers, but how in the Hell is your reaction to a delicious, free Budweiser “Thanks, but I’ll pass.” You’ll effing pass?! The beer is free, cockstrap. You obviously didn’t plan far enough ahead [...]
Things That Piss Me Off: Politicians
After watching election after election last night and the winners consistently using the exact same rhetoric with no plans to fix anything, you know what pisses me off…Politicians.
Things That Piss Me Off: Loud Cell Phone Conversations
Listen here you overweight, balding, middle aged son of a bitch. It’s a telephone. Since your birth over a hundred years ago, advances in communication no longer require that you yell at the person you’re talking to. It’s not a megaphone, you retarded SOB. I don’t give a flying crap that your flight was delayed, [...]
Things That Piss Me Off: Vegans
What the Hell are you trying to pull? Your salad covered in mustard greens and tomatoes may sound delicious to you, but you’re really not gonna slather delicious ranch dressing on it because it contains dairy products? That’s unbelievably stupid/gay. Slice up a delightful hard-boiled egg, and stop being such a bitch. Animals WANT to [...]
