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Things That I Simply Adore: Your Mom
Sweet, beautiful middle-aged cougar. Your ripe body has filled me with lust since I first met your son at the tender age of seven. How can your ex-husband and current live-in boyfriend appreciate your voluptuous and experienced sensuality, when I can love you stronger and with less chance of injury? My muscles are young and [...]
Dirk | Oct 07, 2010 | Comments 1
Thing That I Simply Adore: Bowel Movements
Despite all the bad I put into my body, you’re always there to help me flush it out. Thanks for being my friend. I know we don’t always get along, like when I ate that two pound steak, and I didn’t see you for a week, or when I finished the chicken, even though it [...]
Dirk | Oct 29, 2009 | Comments 0
