All Entries in the "Things That Piss Me Off" Category
Things That Piss Me Off: Other Drivers
URRGGHHH!!! Get. Out. Of. My. Way.
Dirk | Oct 20, 2011 | Comments 0
Things That Piss Me Off: Decaffeinated Coffee
Why do you exist, you worthless molten liquid?
Dirk | Sep 28, 2011 | Comments 0
Things That Piss Me Off: Coworkers
I don’t give a flying dump about your kids’ soccer game last night.
Dirk | Aug 31, 2011 | Comments 0
Things That Piss Me Off: Skinny Jeans on Boys
Long story short, you look like a malnourished bird…
Dirk | Jul 25, 2011 | Comments 11
Things That Piss Me Off: Pimples
If you’d listen to Julianne Hough, you wouldn’t have pimples.
Dirk | Jun 01, 2011 | Comments 1
Things That Piss Me Off: Lefties
Left-handed workers are 5 times more likely to finger amputations than right-handeds.
Dirk | Apr 27, 2011 | Comments 2
Things That Piss Me Off: Salesmen
Would you PLEASE eff off?! I know it’s a one-time sale and I don’t care
Dirk | Jan 05, 2011 | Comments 1
Things That Piss Me Off: Crappy Christmas Presents
Hey Grandma, thanks for the socks for the umpeenth million year in a row!
Dirk | Dec 21, 2010 | Comments 2
Things That Piss Me Off: Santa’s Reindeer
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph are all on my $#!t list.
Dirk | Dec 14, 2010 | Comments 1
Things That Piss Me Off: Toads
Toads suck…here’s why
Dirk | Nov 19, 2010 | Comments 0
