All Entries in the "Splain It" Category
SPLAIN IT!! Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A… Monkey?
Snap-fist is flat out BAD ASS. No one doubts it. NO ONE.
SPLAIN IT!! Sweet Baby Jesus
We attempt to explain what is going on in this picture.
SPLAIN IT!! Timmy Tackler
Timmy Tackler and the story of his unusual talents turned narcissism
SPLAIN IT!! Princess
Josephine had always been a bit spoiled. Growing up as the Exalted Princess of Middleton will do that to you.
SPLAIN IT!! Sewing Machine
A tux, a sewing machine, a wrecked UPS truck…we explain
SPLAIN IT!! Stanley is HUGE
Stanley was a big kid. His mother had always supported him, constantly reminding him that his size was proof he was special. Stanley WAS special. At seven feet tall, and made out of plastic, Stanley excelled at sports. Though he had never met his father, his mother told Stanley his father’s name was Clifford, and [...]
SPLAIN IT!! Nintendo! It’s A Cereal!
On a sunny September day in 1994, Robbie Bolcok stumbled upon a contest at his local GameStop whilst cruising for ladies at the mall and picking up some much needed new underwear. After a couple of smooth laps walking around the mall in his crisp tight rolled jeans and bad attitude, he noticed a sign. The sign read [...]
SPLAIN IT!! Raisins
Damnit Jake! I said bring me home some raisins. RAISINS!
SPLAIN IT!! He Looks Like His Mom
Thank God he at least got my metabolism. That was undoubtedly the worst night of my life. Jack Daniels owes me my self-respect back. And my penis. I left it in her trailer. I was too ashamed to bring it home with me.
SPLAIN IT!! ‘Nana Split
Betty ‘Nana’ Smith lived a very literal life, but somehow, I don’t think this is what little Johnny had in mind when he asked for a ‘nana split…
