All Entries in the "How To: Your Guide to Being a Man" Category
How To: Throw an Everyday Party
We’re not talking wine-tasting, appetizer-infested parties here.
Dirk | Aug 22, 2011 | Comments 0
How To: Deliver A Baby
A real man is ready for any situation that comes his way, including this.
Dirk | Aug 07, 2011 | Comments 0
How To: Ride A Shark
Watching Shark Week on Discovery just made me want to ride a shark.
Dirk | Aug 03, 2011 | Comments 4
How To: Cure a Drug Addiction
The problem isn’t that you’re a drug addict, it’s you’re a lazy rooster.
Dirk | Jul 31, 2011 | Comments 4
How To: Calm a Crying Child
Try doing the nasty with a single mom while her kid screams on the floor…
Dirk | Jul 24, 2011 | Comments 4
How To: Cook a Gourmet Meal
I don’t cook. I use food as a weapon in my lady-slaying arsenal.
Dirk | Jul 18, 2011 | Comments 3
How To: Mow Your Damn Lawn
Hey, you lazy jackwagons…CUT YOUR GRASS!!!
Dirk | Jun 08, 2011 | Comments 1
How To: Handle a Scandal
Cliff teaches Jim Tressel and others how to deal with a scandal.
Dirk | Jun 05, 2011 | Comments 1
How To: Dominate World of Warcraft
First off, you should have something better to do than play role-play video games…
Dirk | May 23, 2011 | Comments 4
How To: Conduct A Symphony
A lot of you pricks out there don’t understand the true beauty of a wonderful symphony.
Dirk | May 16, 2011 | Comments 0

