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Jayde Nicole…UH YUMP!!!

Jimbo B — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 02:50:50 +0000

2008 Playmate of the Year and brief cast member of MTV’s The Hills, Jayde Nicole, UH YUMP!!

Emily Scott…UH YUMP!!!

Jimbo B — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 05:23:05 +0000

Today’s Yump, like Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr, is from The Land Down Under. She was voted 2007′s “sexiest Aussie babe” by FHM readers, and I don’t think you’ll find too many people in any country that will call for a recount, even today. She participated in Dancing With The Stars: Australia. She’s H. O. T. Emily Scott, UH YUMP!!

Girls Of All 32 National Football League Squads…UH YUMP!!!

Jimbo B — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 05:23:31 +0000

The NFL is over… Here’s something to remember it by until next season – the lovely ladies of the National Football League. The Pinkie presents: The Girls Of All 32 National Football League Squads, UH YUMP!!

Local Yump! Amy from Louisville

nickev — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 01:49:01 +0000

We introduce to you, Amy from Louisville.

And brush your teeth you bunch of idiots. Amy has absolutely zero interest in you if you’re walking around with some crusty teeth and some stank breath. She’s also still holding on to the dream that a dude can be both funny and pretty. Keep dreamin’, Amy.

Enough of my yappin’, let’s meet Amy.

1. Cards or Cats, favorite player? Cards! And favorite player has to be Kyle Kuric!

Denny Crum is such a pimp.

2. How many pushups can you do? Not many! I would say 10 tops. But probably not even that many!

3. What’s the best/worst pick-up line/lines you’ve ever heard? Haha well working at hooters I’ve heard them all.

4. Who would you cast to play you in a movie?Ah, definitely Reese Witherspoon! She is so funny and she’s tiny and blonde like me

5. Would you rather date an ugly, funny guy, or a gorgeous guy who is an a-hole? A gorgeous funny guy would be great if that’s possible! (Despite Amy’s insistence that it is possible for a dude to be both funny and pretty, we remind you that this is strictly an impossibility.)

6. Favorite cartoon growing up? I was definitely a Rugrats kid!

7. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you? Hmm well that’s tough. Embarrassing stuff always seems to find me. I guess I’d have to go with the time my manager held me down and drew all over my face and I had to continue working the whole night. fml!

8. Which super power would you want to have and why? I would love to have super speed! No one would ever catch me being sneaky and I would always be on time.

Turn ons: Being funny, a great smile, tattoos!
Turn offs: Bad breath, being way too cocky!

Favorites:
· Food?Chicken Alfredo! Yummmmm
· Sport? I love watching football!
· Animal?I love animals so that’s a hard one. Everytime I see anything cute I say “awe I want one!” Haha

· Song?right now definitely bait a hook by Justin Moore. It makes me smile everytime
· TV Show? Jersey Shore!!! GTL baby
· Movie? I have a lot of favorites. Anything funny or romantic.
· Book? Catcher and the Rye is amazing. Also, A Million Little Pieces. Both books are awesome
· Restaurant?Well, Hooters of course Haha actually I LOVE Texas Roadhouse.
· Bar/Club/Hangout? I love Diamonds! Always fun with the girls

The Yumps of Super Bowl XLVI…UH YUMP!!!

Carl H — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:13:09 +0000

While the Giants are one of six NFL teams without an official dance or cheer squad (see: dumb) they do have the unofficials. And the Patriots have the officials. Enjoy the game, and enjoy the yumps of the game. The Pinkie presents the yumps of Super Bowl XLVI – Uh, YUMP!!

Carla Gugino…UH YUMP!!!

Carl H — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 05:23:50 +0000

She’s known as Ingrid Cortez in the Spy Kids trilogy, Lucille in Sin City, Amanda Daniels in Entourage, Sally Jupiter in Watchmen, and was in Son In Law with Pauly Shore. In real life she’s known as Carla Gugino and is uh, YUMP!!

Claudia Bassola…UH YUMP!!!

Carl H — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:23:49 +0000

Somehow Rob Schneider has a sitcom. Somehow we are supposed to believe he’s married to this girl. She is a Spanish model/actress, who has been in movies with Amber Tamblyn, Gwyneth Paltrow and Jean-Claude Van Damme. She’s got a little Alessandra and a little Minka in her. Claudia Bassola, Uh YUMP!!

Kate Beckinsale…UH YUMP!!!

Jimbo B — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 05:23:28 +0000

Gorgeous English actress Kate Beckinsale is reason enough to see any movie with her in it! If you haven’t seen Adam Sandler’s Click, see it for Kate. If you haven’t seen any of the Underworlds, see them for Kate. If you haven’t seen Van Helsing, see it for Kate. If you haven…..well you get the idea. Kate Beckinsale: Uh, YUMP!!!!

Daniella Alonso…UH YUMP!!!

Carl H — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 05:23:10 +0000

She was a smokin’ hot in-home nurse for Matt Saracen’s Grandma. She’s still a smokin’ hot actress who’s gotten the lead in Wrong Turn 2 and The Hills Have Eyes 2 and will appear in the 2012 film Re-Kill. Daniella Alonso, Uh YUMP!!

Amanda Pflugrad…UH YUMP!!!

Carl H — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 05:23:58 +0000

If you care to know who she is, go HERE. Amanda Pflugrad, Uh YUMP!!