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Pinkies Up! OVW Edition

nickev — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 21:45:57 +0000

Last week, the Pinkie Squad headed down to Davis Arena for some OVW Wrastlin’. Here is a lil’ photo we took after the event with the ever-popular refereein’ phenomenon, Bill Clark.

For more info on OVW Wrestling, go to their official website, ovwrestling.com. Do it.

Hey, and if you want to be featured on our Pinkies Up! links segment, just throw up that Pinkie, take a picture, e-mail it to this idiot at nickev14@gmail.com and I’ll post it on the site. Heck, I might even throw a couple StraitPinkie.com can koozies your way. Then to the three people that visit this site everyday, you will be famous. But, also remember that anyone that visits this site everyday has to be a little bit of a nutjob, so we aren’t responsible for any kind of stalking that ensues.

To the links.

DeMarcus Cousins got him a lil’ yump at the UK-WKU game (KY Sports Radio)

Alcides Escobar embarrassingly strikes out on a pitch that hits him (Guyism)

Opening Weekend College Football Drinking Game (Kegs N’ Eggs)

101 Greatest ESPN GameDay Signs of All-Time (Busted Coverage)

The Cynic’s Guide to College Football: 2011 Preseason Odds (Hugging Harold Reynolds)

Fergie buys minority stake in Miami Dolphins (MoonDog Sports)

Dog tries to get him some, doesn’t get close (RoughMag)

Does sex addiction actually exist? (Shave Magazine)

Pinkies Up!!! Aaron Rodgers Edition

nickev — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 09:59:13 +0000

Football starts this week. In celebration we got the 2011 Super Bowl MVP Aaron Rodgers to flash the Pinkie for the world.

Do you want to be featured on the Pinkie? You don’t have to win the Super Bowl. It’s easy. Just take a picture of yourself flashin’ that pinkie and e-mail it to nickev at nickev14@gmail.com. We’ll then put your picture at the top of one of our Pinkies Up!!! features and name it after you. Then, because we have a total of three readers, three strangers will recognize you while your shopping for TV dinners at K-Rogers.

Hitler is pissed about the Aggies leaving for the SEC (MoonDog Sports)

Once a gamer, now a lamer (Turd Ferguson Blog)

Seven Favorite Videos of News Anchors Cracking Up (This Blog Rules)

Abigail Clancy is still strait yump (Giggity Greg)

The great Harley Man Cave (Awesome Man Cave)

This frog is unstoppable (Rough Magazine)

Olivia Munn chilling on the beach (DJ Mick)

Buddy Bat presents the Pinkie’s Best Links

Carl H — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 16:36:41 +0000

How to Get Back in Her Good Graces (Shave Magazine)

Shaq Attack, Coming 2012, Movie Trailer (NESW)

Selena Gomez is 18 already, right (Giggity Greg)

Julianne Hough and Ashley Tisdale solve the World’s problems, one bikini at a time (Don Chavez)

Captain America: The World’s Lamest Super Hero (Repo’s Delight)

Hangover Cure #1: Hair of the Dog (Just A Guy Thing)

Last Vikings QB Drafted That Led Them To The Super Bowl? 1961 (MoonDog Sports)

Bridget Dahl Is August’s Model of the Month (Turd Furgeson)

NBA 2K12 is a “go” (Repo’s Delight)

Pinkies Up! Derby 137 Edition

nickev — Wed, 11 May 2011 03:40:47 +0000

Tressel punishment includes five days at some resort (MoonDog Sports)

Osama Bin Laden’s watery grave (Turd Furgeson)

Ten reasons to say, “girl please” (God Bless the Internet)

Five heart disease misconceptions (Shave Magazine)

Five best NHL playoff beards (The Bachelor Guy)

Daisy Dee looks kinda good on the balcony (SoCal Glamour Girls)

Mila Kunis looks good no matter what (MoonDog Sports)

Manny Pacquiao sings “La Bamba” (God Bless the Internet)

Pinkies Up! The Chief Blue Meanie Edition

nickev — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 03:49:03 +0000

Top Ten worst hairstyles of all-time (God Bless the Internet)

The 2011 NFL Draft Drinking Game (Gunaxin)

Obama shows his birth certificate. Hasn’t he done this before? (The Blemish)

EyeTV Hybrid turns your PC into a TV (The Bachelor Guy)

Is Sam Cassell a candidate to coach the Rockets? (Stiletto Jill)

Here’s some chickses. We start with Sara Jean Underwood, who has provided us with about 500,000 hits in our day. She’s hot and now I think her boobies are even bigger.

Sara Jean Underwood live from the beach (Don Chavez)

Who is this yump and how do I meet her? (Turd Ferguson)

Rachel Bilson in a white bikini….enough said (MoonDog Sports)

Mila Kunis is always strait up yump (gceleb.com)

And more Mila….

Kate Upton….uh you would (Moe Jackson)

Meet Joyce Jones (COED Magazine)

Pinkies Up! Craig Ferguson Edition

nickev — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 03:27:11 +0000

Russell Brand gets him a lil’ squeeze of Katy Perry (The Superficial)

Did Steve Nash get him a lil’ dance from Nicki Minaj? (BroBible)

Magnetic Man: I Need Air at Coachella (God Bless the Internets)

Nicky Whelan is still hot (Maxim)

First grader writes anti-bullying book (Barstool)

Lea Viglione is kinda yump (Big Smudge)

Maci Bookout goes swimming (Don Chavez)

Carrie Underwood goes nuts during Hubby’s hockey fight (NESN)

Ashley Nichole From Bad Girls Club Can Get It (Turd Furgeson)

Kimbo Slice managed by man accused of using under age girls in porn (MoonDog Sports)

Some Minor League hockey girls (Uncoached)

Read this and help prevent lower back injuries whilst working out (Shave Magazine)

Pinkies Up! Gnomeo and Juliet Edition

nickev — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 02:16:51 +0000

Name 10 QB’s Better Than Tony Romo (MoonDog Sports)

Your Guide to the Eight Best Music Festivals of the Summer (The Bachelor Guy)

Lindsay Lohan Might Actually Be Employed (The Blemish)

Hayden Panettiere reminds us of her cuteness (Guyism)

New X-Men International Trailer (Turd Furgeson)

Genevieve Morton Looking Sexy in Esquire (MoonDog Sports)

Scarlett Johansson Isn’t Pregnant, Just Fat (Yeeeah)

Shakira Robbed in Mid-Concert (Guanabee)

Pinkies Up! Steve Lavin Edition

nickev — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 04:31:22 +0000

Steve Lavin’s Johnnies are No. 15 in the country. What a job he has done this season. Did you know that Lav was a big fan of the Pinkie?

Will 11 teams from the Big East make the tourney? (MoonDog Sports)

Who is the best Bama fan ever? (Losers With Socks)

Eight motivational quotes from legendary coaches (The Bachelor Guy)

Charlie Sheen helps out a grizzly who has too much cocaine (Turd Furgeson)

Is the Old Spice guy really dating Kathy Griffin? (MoonDog Sports)

Mila Kunis looked strait yump at the Oscars (Just Jared)

25 Hot Chicks on Motorcycles (Regretful Morning)

Wonder Woman Saves The Day (SoCal Glamour Girls)

Looking to lose some weight? Don’t stop drinking beer like some idiot i know, because if you do that you will lose the alcohol tolerance that you worked years to build up. Then when you decide to drink again you will find yourself hammered off of three beers, making out with opposite yumps and yelling at people to bet their life savings on whether or not the Cubs will make the playoffs in 2011.

If you’re looking to lose weight, you need to join Jimmy Kimmel’s Hottie Body Hump Club. Minka Kelly, Jessica Biel and Sofia Vergara have already joined. Hold on, you’re telling me that we haven’t featured Jessica Biel yet? I need to have a word with Carl H. Anyways, to the hilarious and awesome video.

Pinkies Up!!! Serge Ibaka Edition

nickev — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 02:45:03 +0000

Serge Ibaka took off from behind the free throw line and ate a teddy bear, yet he didn’t even advance to the second round of the NBA Slam Dunk Competition. I know the whole thing was rigged for Blake Griffin, but still Ibaka deserves some props, and the Pinkie is going to give it to him.

What would you rather have happen? Win an NBA Slam Dunk competition or be featured on StraitPinkie.com’s Pinkies Up segment. It’s really not a tough decision, is it?

Here is a look at Serge Ibaka’s free throw line slam versus Michael Jordan’s.

Here is his Teddy Bear dunk. The lil’ kid is hilarious and Cheryl Miller should never be allowed around children again. She strait abused that poor kid.

Do you want to be featured on our Pinkies Up segment? It’s not that difficult. You don’t have to get jobbed in the dunk competition. You just have to take a picture of yourself flashing the pinkie or wearing a pinkie t-shirt and we’ll post it on the site and name it in your honor. Just e-mail us at nickev14@yahoo.com.

Alright, to the links.

Five Female Cock Blockers You Will Encounter at the Bar (The Bachelor Guy)

Esti Ginzburg, Genevieve Morton SI Swimsuit Photos (MoonDog Sports)

Top 5 Women Prince William Should be Marrying (Repo’s Delight)

60 Sports Mug Shots (It’s Always Sunny in Detroit)

Want to get laid more? Change your name to Chris (The Bachelor Guy)

It’s getting close to March, so the guys over at Ballinisahabit.com are amping up their hoops coverage.

Best Hairdos in College Basketball (Ballinisahabit)

Best Beards in College Basketball (Ballinisahabit)

Pinkies Up!!! The Creep Edition

nickev — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 03:59:07 +0000

A long time ago, back in high school, one of our fellow basketball managers had some sweet ole’ strategy when it came to hot broads. Say he was sitting on the bleachers in the gym four or five rows above this smoking hot yump. This is when he would put his strategy into action. He’d move down one row, then another, followed by another, until he was right up on her and then he would just sit there eating his 32. oz popcorn, sippin’ on his 44 oz. Mountain Dew and not say a word. We called it the “Fuzz Creep Move”.

Well, several years later, Andy Samberg and the folks at Saturday Night Live have finally caught on. Nicki Minaj even spits a verse.

To some linkage…

Tracy Morgan’s thoughts on Sarah Palin (God Bless the Internet)

Ten Best Shoe Commercials of All-Time (It’s Always Sunny in Detroit)

Survey says Social Networking leads to sex faster (The Bachelor Guy)

Teens and their Cell Phones (MoonDog Sports)

Proof that Jay Cutler is a quitter (Gunaxin)

More Bachelor Guy, Three Reasons Not to Buy a Chick a Drink (The Bachelor Guy)

We ran feature after feature of Danielle Moinet of the LFL’s Chicago Bliss last week leading up to the Conference Championship games on Saturday. Welp, the Bliss fell to the Temptation and unfortunately will not be making the trip to Vegas for the Lingerie Bowl. Sucks. The Temptation will face Philadelphia, I forget what their mascot is, in the Lingerie Bowl on Sunday. You can get the game on Pay Per View and I believe it will air at halftime of the Soup.

To some yumpage…

Some Mila Kunis Pictures (Hollywood Tuna)

Scarlett Johansson’s New Mango Ads (Popoholic)

The Davalos Twins are kinda Yump (Egotastic)

Breaking News: Megan Fox is Still Hot (Celebrity Odor)

Irina Sheik is Wow Yump (The Beer Goggler)

I’m done with the snow, but Snow Bunnies are hot (Heavy.com)

And we close with a product that I have been taking for years.