Author Archive for Dirk
How To: Grow a Beard
Beards are awesome.
Dirk | Aug 29, 2011 | Comments 1
SPLAIN IT! The Untamable Snap-fist
Wanna get blindsided neck punched? Then try and tame Snap-fist.
Dirk | Aug 25, 2011 | Comments 2
How To: Throw an Everyday Party
We’re not talking wine-tasting, appetizer-infested parties here.
Dirk | Aug 22, 2011 | Comments 0
Things That I Simply Adore: One Night Stands
I will remember this night, at least until tomorrow.
Dirk | Aug 17, 2011 | Comments 0
SPLAIN IT!! Stony McGuns
Boxing had always been most important to Frank “Stony” McGuns Jr…
Dirk | Aug 09, 2011 | Comments 0
How To: Deliver A Baby
A real man is ready for any situation that comes his way, including this.
Dirk | Aug 07, 2011 | Comments 2
How To: Ride A Shark
Watching Shark Week on Discovery just made me want to ride a shark.
Dirk | Aug 03, 2011 | Comments 4
SPLAIN IT!! Dating Profile
Attributes: Ninja like stealth, Flowing locks reminiscent of a Norwegian waterfall…
Dirk | Aug 01, 2011 | Comments 0
How To: Cure a Drug Addiction
The problem isn’t that you’re a drug addict, it’s you’re a lazy rooster.
Dirk | Jul 31, 2011 | Comments 4
Things That Piss Me Off: Skinny Jeans on Boys
Long story short, you look like a malnourished bird…
Dirk | Jul 25, 2011 | Comments 11
