Author Archive for Dirk
SPLAIN IT! Tears Of Redemption
Sawhorse was nuts. He wasn’t always a killer, though.
Dirk | Oct 04, 2011 | Comments 1
How To: Keep Your Pimp Hand Strong
Take some notes on how to keep your pimp hand strong.
Dirk | Oct 02, 2011 | Comments 0
Things That Piss Me Off: Decaffeinated Coffee
Why do you exist, you worthless molten liquid?
Dirk | Sep 28, 2011 | Comments 0
SPLAIN IT! When the Glory Fades
MegaMan always thought mustaches were sexy.
Dirk | Sep 20, 2011 | Comments 0
How To: Deflect a Serious Conversation
Learn the WHIFF method to deflect any serious conversation.
Dirk | Sep 18, 2011 | Comments 4
Things That I Simply Adore: Garbage Men
Thanks for taking my trash – I didn’t want it anymore.
Dirk | Sep 14, 2011 | Comments 0
How To: Cure Herpes
All this talk about a new flu from a different animal every year is wearing on my nerves.
Dirk | Sep 12, 2011 | Comments 4
SPLAIN IT! Daredevil Donkey
Hoofs knew he was destined for greatness…
Dirk | Sep 07, 2011 | Comments 0
Things That Piss Me Off: Coworkers
I don’t give a flying dump about your kids’ soccer game last night.
Dirk | Aug 31, 2011 | Comments 0
How To: Grow a Beard
Beards are awesome.
Dirk | Aug 29, 2011 | Comments 1
