Author Archive for Dirk
How To: Decorate a Christmas Tree
Everyone’s putting up their Christmas Trees. Cliff tells you how to decorate it.
Dirk | Dec 11, 2011 | Comments 3
How To: Carve a Turkey
It’s Manday and the week of Thanksgiving. Cliff teaches you how to carve a turkey
Dirk | Nov 21, 2011 | Comments 1
How To: Stop Climate Change
I’m the reason for global warning. I explain it all here.
Dirk | Nov 08, 2011 | Comments 2
Things That I Simply Adore: Thumbs
Thumbs, you make my life livable.
Dirk | Nov 03, 2011 | Comments 0
SPLAIN IT! We Will Control You
Look into my eyes. Feel your mind turning to goo. You can’t resist us.
Dirk | Oct 27, 2011 | Comments 3
How To: Fake Your Own Death
A few suggestions: Complexity, Shock and Awe, & Hilarity.
Dirk | Oct 24, 2011 | Comments 2
Things That Piss Me Off: Other Drivers
URRGGHHH!!! Get. Out. Of. My. Way.
Dirk | Oct 20, 2011 | Comments 0
How To: Establish Dominance In Any Situation
Teddy Roosevelt did it, here’s how you can do the same.
Dirk | Oct 17, 2011 | Comments 6
How To: Fly
Even Superman made sure Lois Lane was watching when he flew.
Dirk | Oct 10, 2011 | Comments 0
Things That I Simply Adore: The Sun
Beautiful Sun, you are so sweet to me.
Dirk | Oct 07, 2011 | Comments 0
