straitpinkie.com » Carl H http://www.straitpinkie.com Mon, 20 Apr 2015 15:20:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.1 The Lovely Ladies of the NHL…UH YUMP!!! http://www.straitpinkie.com/girls/the-lovely-ladies-of-the-nhl-uh-yump/ http://www.straitpinkie.com/girls/the-lovely-ladies-of-the-nhl-uh-yump/#comments Thu, 17 Apr 2014 00:00:21 +0000 http://www.straitpinkie.com/?p=40558 The NHL playoffs are in full effect, and if you don’t even think playoff hockey is exciting, then the Pinkie presents reason enough to tune in to, or attend an NHL game: Ice Girls! Yep, they exist and they are hot. Also yumps apparently love hockey too (see: Hillary Duff and Hayden Panettierre). The Lovely Ladies of the NHL, Uh YUMP!!

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Martins, Luthers, Kings & Juniors http://www.straitpinkie.com/sports/famous-martin-luther-king-junior/ http://www.straitpinkie.com/sports/famous-martin-luther-king-junior/#comments Mon, 20 Jan 2014 11:23:57 +0000 http://www.straitpinkie.com/?p=5301 We ran this two years ago when our readership was in the single digits, and again last year when it was in the teens… now that we are hopefully reaching upwards of 30-40 viewers a day, here it is again:

In honor of MLK day, Straitpinkie.com brings you a somewhat comprehensive list of the most famous Martins, Luthers, Kings and Juniors from the wide world of sports.

MARTINS

Baseball
Roberton Martin Antonio Bonilla
(Bobby Bo played from 1986-2001 for the Pirates, Mets, Orioles, Marlins, Dodgers, back to the Mets, Braves, and finally the Cardinals. Bonilla was a 6-time All-Star, and had 2010 hits, 287 home runs, 1173 runs batted in, and a career .279 average.)
Martin Dihigo
(Inducted into HOF in 1977 as Negro Leagues player. In 1938 put together an 18-2 season with a miniscule 0.90 ERA, AND won the Mexican League batting title hitting .387. Dihigo is the only player to be inducted to the American, Cuban and Mexican Baseball Halls, and is also in the Dominican Republic and Venezuela HOFs.)
John Martin Kruk
(Career .300 hitter and 3x All-Star with the Padres, Phillies, and White Sox)
Russell Martin
(2x All-Star catcher for LA Dodgers. Won Golden Glove and Silver Slugger in 2007)
Franchester Martin “Marty” Brennaman
(HOF announcer and Straitpinkie.com associate Matt Andrews’ hero)

Basketball
Kenyon Martin
(“K-Mart” was 2000 National Player of the Year at Cincinnati and drafted first overall by the New Jersey Nets. Was traded to the Nuggets following his only All-Star year, 2004 and currently starts in Denver)
Kevin Martin
(26th overall pick in ’04 draft by the Sacramento Kings. 6th in NBA in scoring in 07-08.)

Football
Martin Gramatica
(Nicknamed “Automatica”, Martin was first team All-American his junior and senior years at Kansas State. Drafted by Tampa Bay in the 3rd round (80th overall) and won the 2002 Super Bowl with the Buccaneers.)
Martin Edward Schottenheimer
(Has coached the Browns, Chiefs, Redskins, and Chargers. Holds distinction of most wins by a coach that has never made a Super Bowl. Career Record of 205-139-1.)

Other
Mark Martin (NASCAR)
(One of NASCAR’s 50 Greatest Drivers, 5-Time IROC Champion (1994, 1996, 1997, 1998, 2005), will drive the #5 for Hendrick Motorsports full-time in 2009.)

LUTHERS

Basketball
Luther Head
(Drafted 24th overall out of the University of Illinois by the Houston Rockets in 2005.)

Football
Luther Van Dam
(Played by Jerry Van Dyke, assistant coach for Minnesota State Screaming Eagles and Orlando Breakers on awesome sitcom Coach.)

KINGS

Baseball
Ray King
(He’s fat. Enough said.)


King Kelly
(HOF manager for the Reds, Chicago White Stockings and Boston Beaneaters)

Basketball
Bernard King
(One of the NBA’s all-time greatest scorers, played 14 seasons with the Nets, Jazz, Warriors, Knicks and Bullets. A 4x All-Star and 1984 Sporting News MVP, Bernard retired 16th on the all-time scoring list with 19,665 points.)
Stacey King
(Was the 6th overall pick in the 1989 NBA Draft. Won three consecutive championships with the Bulls from 1991-1993. Was then traded to Minnesota for Luc Longley. Currently color commentator on Bulls Comcast SportsNet Chicago broadcasts.)

Other
Billie Jean King (Tennis)
(Won 12 Grand Slam singles titles, 16 Grand Slam women’s doubles titles, and 11 Grand Slam mixed doubles titles. She is known for the “Battle of the Sexes” in 1973, in which she defeated Bobby Riggs, a former Wimbledon men’s champion.)

JUNIORS

Baseball
Ken Griffey Jr.
(Currently 5th all-time in home runs. Sweetest swing in the game, EVER. Has played for the Mariners, Reds and White Sox. 1997 MVP and 13x All-Star.)
Cal Ripken Jr.
(19x All-Star, played entire career with the Baltimore Orioles. Known as “Iron Man” he played in a record 2,632 straight games spanning sixteen seasons, from May 30, 1982 to September 20, 1998. Breaking the “Iron Horse” Lou Gehrig’s record of 2,131 games on September 6, 1995. Elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility on January 9, 2007.)

Basketball
Junior Bridgeman
(Former Univeristy of Louisville standout, drafted 8th overall by the LA Lakers in 1975 and immediately traded with 17 other players to Milwaukee for Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Had a solid 12yr career, averaging 13.6ppg and had his #2 jersey retired by the Bucks franchise in 1988.)

Football
Ted Ginn Junior
(Drafted 9th overall out of Ohio State by the Miami Dolphins in 2007)
Junior Seau
(Drafted 5th overall by the Chargers in 1990. A nine-time All-Pro and 12-time Pro Bowl selection. Played for the Chargers, Dolphins, and currently the Patriots.)
Kellen Winslow Junior
(He’s a SOLDIER! Enough said.)
Thomas Edward Brady Junior
(3x SuperBowl Champion, 2x SuperBowl MVP, 2007 NFL MVP, doin’ major YUMP Gisele Bundchen.)

Other
Dale Earnhardt Junior (NASCAR)
(Currently drives #88 for Hendrick Motorsports. Son of iconic legend Dale Sr.)
Floyd Mayweather Junior (Boxing)
(Has won 6 titles in 5 weight classes. Pound-for-pound one of the best ever. Currently retired at 39-0. Also defeated The Big Show at WrestleMania XXIV.)
Roy Jones Junior (Boxing)
(1990 Fighter of the decade. Quite possibly, pound-for-pound the greatest boxer to ever step into the ring. Screwed out of gold in Seoul at the 1988 Olympic Games. All around hilarious and awesome human.)

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Top 7 Things Turkey Thinks It Is http://www.straitpinkie.com/humor/who-the-heck-does-turkey-think-it-is/ http://www.straitpinkie.com/humor/who-the-heck-does-turkey-think-it-is/#comments Wed, 27 Nov 2013 12:23:44 +0000 http://www.straitpinkie.com/?p=28828

I love me some turkey. If forced to choose only one meat to live on for the rest of my unexplainable life, it would likely be turkey. For many reasons, one being its nutritional value which would likely give me a few extra years as opposed to eating red meat everyday and having a coronary.

But, who the heck does Turkey think it is?

I just don’t understand why Turkey thinks it can double as any meat it wants. You are turkey, succulent and delicious with your awesome tryptophans and extremely nutritious amounts of protein. You are not a cow, a pig, or any other beast that you want to be. Embrace who you are, be Turkey, just not a jive one.

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In light of this enigma I find myself pondering upon, here is the Pinkie’s Top Seven list of things Turkey thinks it is, other than Turkey.

But first, the actual definition of a Turkey: A turkey is either of two living species of large birds in the genus Meleagris. One species, Meleagris gallopavo, commonly known as the Wild Turkey, is native to the forests of North America. The other species, Meleagris ocellata, known as the Ocellated Turkey, is native to the forests of the Yucatán Peninsula.

Also if you ever need a clever clownage for a group of morans that are hecklin’ you to no end, know that the name given to a group of turkeys is a “rafter”.

Now on to the list:

7. Turkey Bacon – Anything with bacon in it has to be delicious, but don’t go trying to steal Pig Strips’ glory. Beans of Even Stevens fame wouldn’t be too happy with you…

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6. Turkey Burger – The burger is a confusing beast to begin with. It’s called a Hamburger but is made from a cow. I think because it was invented in the city Hamburger or something like that. Regardless, burgers are made from cows. Turkey, you are not a cow.

5. Turkey Dogs – Part of the greatness that is a Hot Dog is that it is made up of God knows what and is still delicious. There is no need to waste your greatness pretending to be the throwaways of the throwaways.

4. Turkey Pepperoni/Turkey Salami/Turkey Ham/Turkey Sausage – You’re a turkey, not a pig. You can’t just throw every meat made from a pig behind your name and claim it as your own. Plus with all the swine flu outrage, do you really want to be associated with such a filthy beast?

3. Turkey Steaks -If you need me to tell you a steak is a steak and it ain’t made out of Turkey you probably are on Cliff’s list of ‘to be punched in the face’. When I order a T-Bone, the “T” damn sure ain’t for turkey.

2. Turkey Rhubarb – Come on, a friggin plant that is a known laxative? Why would you even want to be one of these??

1. Turkey Soda – You think I’m kidding? Check it out HERE.

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The Lovely Ladies Of Thanksgiving…UH YUMP!!! http://www.straitpinkie.com/girls/uh-yump/the-lovely-ladies-of-thanksgiving-uh-yump/ http://www.straitpinkie.com/girls/uh-yump/the-lovely-ladies-of-thanksgiving-uh-yump/#comments Wed, 27 Nov 2013 05:23:47 +0000 http://www.straitpinkie.com/?p=33761 784px-The_First_Thanksgiving_Jean_Louis_Gerome_Ferris

Way back in 1621 at the Plymouth Plantation, pilgrims and Indians came together to give thanks to God for helping the pilgrims survive the brutal winter (along with Squanto — who taught them how to hunt and grow corn). The first Thanksgiving feast lasted three days providing enough food for 53 pilgrims and 90 Indians.

Happy Thanksgiving from The Pinkie, now enjoy The Lovely Ladies Of Thanksgiving, UH YUMP!!

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Erin Cahill…UH YUMP!!! http://www.straitpinkie.com/girls/uh-yump/erin-cahill-uh-yump/ http://www.straitpinkie.com/girls/uh-yump/erin-cahill-uh-yump/#comments Mon, 11 Nov 2013 03:44:47 +0000 http://www.straitpinkie.com/?p=55965 Best known as the Pink Power Ranger on Time Force, she has also made cameo’s on sitcoms such as How I Met Your Mother, NCIS, Ghost Whisperer and House, M.D. She’s been one of People Magazine’s 50 Most Beautiful People in the World. Now she’s a Straitpinkie.com Yump! Erin Cahill, Uh YUMP!!

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Ghoully Girls…UH YUMP!!! http://www.straitpinkie.com/girls/uh-yump/ghouly-girrrls/ http://www.straitpinkie.com/girls/uh-yump/ghouly-girrrls/#comments Mon, 28 Oct 2013 00:23:48 +0000 http://www.straitpinkie.com/?p=302 Happy All Hallows Eve. Check out the hot ladies in the gallery below for some sweet Halloween ‘stume ideas. Ghoully Girls, UH YUMP!!

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Giada de Laurentiis…UH YUMP!!! http://www.straitpinkie.com/girls/giada-de-laurentiisuh-yump/ http://www.straitpinkie.com/girls/giada-de-laurentiisuh-yump/#comments Fri, 18 Oct 2013 02:23:05 +0000 http://www.straitpinkie.com/?p=18187 Here she is, the current host of the Food Network programs Everyday Italian, Behind the Bash, Giada’s Weekend Getaways, Giada in Paradise, Giada at Home and coach on The Next Food Network Star. It’s hard to beat a smokin’ hot broad who can cook… Giada de Laurentiis, UH YUMP!!

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Lilly Robbins…UH YUMP!!! http://www.straitpinkie.com/girls/uh-yump/lilly-robbins-miami-dolphins-cheerleader-uh-yump/ http://www.straitpinkie.com/girls/uh-yump/lilly-robbins-miami-dolphins-cheerleader-uh-yump/#comments Mon, 07 Oct 2013 01:23:09 +0000 http://www.straitpinkie.com/?p=53748 Smokin’ hot yump and former Miami Dolphin’ Cheerleader Lilly Robbins, Uh YUMP!!

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Sarah Butler…UH YUMP!!! http://www.straitpinkie.com/girls/sarah-butler-uh-yump/ http://www.straitpinkie.com/girls/sarah-butler-uh-yump/#comments Mon, 15 Jul 2013 05:23:02 +0000 http://www.straitpinkie.com/?p=75553 Common name, uncommon hotness. Sarah Butler, Uh YUMP!!

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Independence Day Yumps…UH YUMP!!! http://www.straitpinkie.com/girls/uh-yump/independence-day-yumps-uh-yump/ http://www.straitpinkie.com/girls/uh-yump/independence-day-yumps-uh-yump/#comments Wed, 03 Jul 2013 05:23:20 +0000 http://www.straitpinkie.com/?p=47968 0000

God Bless America. We’re hours away from lighting up the skies in celebration of the awesomest country in the history of the earth’s independence. Enjoy some Independence Day Yumps, Uh YUMP!!

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