Archive for March, 2010
Baby Girl Has a Potty Mouth
Be careful with this one because this two-year old has a fowl lil’ mouth on her. I tell you what, year in and year out, the kiddos start droppin’ f-bombs earlier and earlier. I’m pretty sure we started off with Ralphie droppin’ the fuuuuuudddggeeee on Christmas Story 20 years ago. Now we have lil’ baby [...]
Daniel Orton Will Enter NBA Draft, Not Hire Agent; Darnell Dodson Too?
Jerry Tipton is reporting that Kentucky freshman big man Daniel Orton will enter his name in the NBA Draft. Tipton spoke with Larry Orton, Daniel’s father, who said that he is entering the draft “Just to see where he is.” Daniel Orton acknowledged that he would likely leave if he were assured of being picked [...]
Gus Johnson Announces Bulldog’s Violation of a Teddy Bear
This video is making the rounds in a big way this afternoon, and rightfully so. Gus Johnson has always been beloved, but his play-by-play performance during the double overtime classic between Kansas State and Xavier in the Sweet 16 has taken him to the next level. Now, he has devoted fans who make videos of [...]
McDonald’s All-American Game Airs Tonight at 8 p.m. on ESPN
With so much roster uncertainty surrounding the Kentucky basketball team, you would be well-advised to check out the McDonald’s All-American game tonight at 8 p.m. on ESPN. Players like Brandon Knight, Doron Lamb and C.J. Leslie all have UK at the top of their list and with yesterday’s rumors that all five underclassmen may be [...]
Pinkies Up!!! Trevor Wikre Edition
Buffalo Trace Straight Bourbon Whiskey Has Got A New Saloon (Buffalo Trace Saloon) Carnival Princess: Cameron Richardson (Epic Carnival) Dog Getting Hit In The Groin By A Tennis Ball (Guyism) Edyta Sliwinska In Skimpy Shorts (DJ Mick) Frozen in Time – High Speed Photography (Hawt Mag) Hot Chicks With Tattoos (Caveman Circus) How Hooters Girl [...]
Fat Dad Can’t Skateboard
“Here’s how you do it son,” said the Fat Dad.
Slick Rick Set To Get 4-Year Extension
University officials, along with The Courier-Journal and ESPN, are reporting that Slick Rick will get a 4-year extension as head coach of the University of Louisville basketball program and the deal will be announced tomorrow. Here’s an excerpt from C.L. Brown’s article in the Courier-Journal: Pitino, 57, earned $2.25 million this season and has three [...]
UK Recruits Being Told All Five Underclassmen Are ‘Gone’
COLUMBUS, Ohio – The biggest news from the interviews seems to be each of the five UK targets have been told five underclassmen are leaving for UK. Raleigh (N.C.) forward C.J. Leslie – a former teammate of UK freshman John Wall – actually corrected me when I asked him a question about guys leaving and [...]
Steve Lavin’s Hair Back on the Bench
Steve Lavin is known by some as a college basketball analyst on ESPN, a few know him from his time as head coach at UCLA, but most of the free world knows him as the man with the slickest hair in recorded history. Welp, I’ve got good news for everyone, Steve Lavin is back in [...]
Spring Football Starts Tomorrow
Now that Basketball season is over in the Bluegrass State (which stinks) it’s time for fans to shift gears back to football. UK kicks off spring football practice tomorrow and all indications are positive. Joker Phillips has started to put his fingerprints all over this program by hiring three new coaches (Summer, Turner, Martin) and playing [...]

