Archive for July, 2009
WKYT: UK Basketball cuts 3 walkons
WKYT – Sources have told 27 Sportsfirst that 3 Kentucky Basketball Walk-ons will not be back next season. Matt Scherbenski (sic), Dwight Perry and Adam Delph have been dismissed. Coach Calipari told the media in one of his earlier press conferences that he would only keep a few walk-ons. With these players leaving it ups [...]
Eminem Responds to Mariah Carey with Warning “Diss”
If you are Mariah Carey, why are you going to try to diss Marshall Mathers in some R&B song? All you are doing is opening the doors for Eminem to do what he does. You don’t get in a dissing contest with Slim Shady. Once you start, you know he is going to finish, and you [...]
Pinkies Up!!! Smug Raccoon Edition
Best Personal Ad Ever? (Tasty Booze) Booty Off: J-Lo Vs. Kim Kardashian (Celeb Jihad) Don’t Fear The Reaper, He’s Probably Caught In Traffic (Illuminati) Fifteen Hottest All-Girl Bands Of All Time (Uncoached) Fifteen Of The Worst Celebrity Songs Of All Time (Hail Mary Jane) Fifty Rock Songs That Defined The 90s (Gunaxin) Five High School [...]
Michigan Man Jailed For Assualt During Monopoly Game
FRASER, Mich. – A game of Monopoly has landed a Michigan man in jail. WDIV-TV reported a 54-year-old man was playing the board game Saturday night with a female friend when he tried to buy Park Place and Boardwalk from her. When she refused, Fraser police Lt. Dan Kolke told WWJ-AM he hit her in [...]
Keeley Hazell…UH YUMP!!!
If you don’t know this girl, it is time you took the time to get to know this girl. She started as a Page 3 Girl and is a British Glamour Model; she has been ‘Simpsonized’ as a part of The Simpsons Movie premiere in the UK; And she is supposedly in the US currently [...]
Concern building over UK football 2010 recruiting class
News broke today that four star safety Isaiah Lewis had chosen Michigan State over Kentucky despite the fact that many believed UK was the team to beat after Lewis visited Lexington earlier this week. Fellow Indianapolis native Morgan Newton showed him around and did his best, but it was not enough to convince Lewis to [...]
Audio of Erin Andrews 911 call released
This really has become the latest summer story that just won’t die. First it was the stupid LeBron James-Jordan Crawford dunk-gate, now the Erin Andrews thing. The thing that sucks about this one though is that Erin Andrews has to deal with all this crap. It’s clear from what you hear above that she has [...]
Lil’ Buddy Has Moves
This lil’ buddy could have any lil’ second grade cutie he wants.
Pinkies Up!!! I Ain’t Mad At Cha Edition
Bill Simmons Not Likely To Be PTI Co-Host This Summer (Awful Announcing) Church Goers Are Drunk On God (Tasty Booze) Eva Mendes’ Favorite Pass Time: Visiting Graveyards (Tabloid Prodigy) Fifty Awesome Meat Products (Manofest) Hilarious Celebrity Impersonated Prank Calls (Hail Mary Jane) Hip Hop Tattoo Fail (Yep Yep) I Need To Check With My Mom [...]
SPLAIN IT!! Lazy Children
Consumer Contact: Dirk Nowitzki 618-555-1212 For Immediate Release – Mexico, MO – July 30, 2009 – Flamboyant Fun announced today that it is initiating a voluntary recall of all lots of the company’s child storage device sold under the following names: Hang-A-Baby, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Instant Babysitter, and Daddy-In-A-Box. The company has received [...]
