Archive for June, 2009
Megan Fox…UH YUMP!!!
Today is not only a Yumpday Humpday, but it is also Straitpinkie’s 100th Yump!!! We’ve come a long way since our first ever Yump, Minka Kelly; our 25th, Mila Kunis; our 50th, Sara Jean Underwood; and our 75th, Padma Lakshmi. Click here to peruse all 100 of our Yumps thus far…. anyhow, back to number [...]
Xavier Henry Staying At Kansas
www.610sports.com We didn’t need him anyway. Likely more from Guy later. Until then here’s what everyone else has to say: KSR hates Xavier. Ballin’ Is A Habit puts KU #1 and UK #2. Scout’s Evan Daniels Tweets about Xavier. Danny Jett opines on what could have been the offical candy bar of the Cats. Jeff [...]
Unconfirmed reports: Xavier Henry has changed his mind, will attend Kentucky
There is no official word as of yet, but it’s really looking like Xavier Henry finally realized he had it backwards when he chose KU and will become the final member of a 7 player recruiting class (at least right now…there is some thought that Darnell Dodson may be a question mark to get all his [...]
Decision time (part III) for Xavier Henry
High school seniors are only allowed to sign one National Letter of Intent with the university of their choice. However, Xavier Henry, thanks to John Calipari’s departure for the University of Kentucky, has already been signed, sealed, and delivered to both the University of Memphis and Kansas University, in that order. There are indications this [...]
I may have spoken too soon: Carl Henry talks about his sons’ future
I said yesterday that I thought it was time to put the Xavier Henry to UK rumors to bed…I think Carl Henry is about to prove that wrong. This is again from KU site The Shiver, which has posted a link to an interview with Carl Henry about Xavier and CJ Henry’s plans for [...]
Samardo Samuels To Play For Jamaica
University of Louisville center Samardo Samuels received a major honor this week as he was elected to play for the Jamaican National Team. The 6’9 240 pound Samuels was born in Trelawny, Jamaica and will lead his national team into action at the Carribean Basketball Championships in the Virgin Islands. The tournament is scheduled to [...]
Pinkies Up!!! Beetlejuice Edition
The Road To Glory With Erin Andrews (Awful Announcing) Video Of 1864 Baseball Game With Conan O’Brien (Babes Love Baseball) Jeff Francouer Will Don Turkey Underwear For Phillies Series (Big League Stew) KFC Antiprotests Protests (Next Round) Chris Cooley Lights A Cow On Fire (Chris Cooley 47) Top Supermodels Of The 90s (Ice Ice Babies) [...]
Want an excuse to feel warm and fuzzy about Coach Calipari?
John Calipari’s reputation as a basketball coach gets insulted on a pretty regular basis. People that stop short of calling him a “cheater” say he bends the rules to favor himself, regularly going against the spirit behind them. I’m not going to get into defensive mode about Calipari, because those who have formed their opinions [...]
Couple Gets in Argument, Then Fight Each Other with Cheetos
Shelbyville, TN- Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff’s Department said 40-year-old James Earl Taylor and 44-year-old Mary S. Childers became involved in a ‘verbal altercation.’ Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault. Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt. [...]
Mike Tyson’s Greatest Soundbites
Talk about a slow day . . . Here’s some random hilarity courtesy of Iron Mike.

